4 Ways To Promote Books With Social Media

If you are an author and you are about to release a book, that is awesome! There is no better feeling than knowing that your book is about to be released to the public. The work for which you have slaved for, is now ready to be shown to all. Your feelings of euphoria mixed with nervous anxiety are at an all time high and not everyone knows what it is like to have that experience. Getting the book published is only the first milestone; you must now get that book out to customers and possible buyers. Your job now is to let them know what it is about and where to find it.

Well, we are living in the days of great social media networks, and they are free. This is a great tool that you can use to promote your book, albeit a very cumbersome task, especially if you’re already working on your next book. You have many options available, and have you ever considered hiring a virtual marketing assistant to help you promote your book through social media?

If you were to hire a virtual marketing assistant, they can upload your photo, maintain your profile and various other tasks. They can actually help to promote your book by submitting your book reviews to hundreds of other sites for you. They can get you noticed at newsgroups, book review websites and other relevant places on the web. A VMA can also help you to get reviews on your sites and even place testimonies from clients in places that will help to promote your product. They can assist you in maintaining an email newsletter after getting email listings for your book.

Hiring a virtual marketing assistant, is not the only way to promote your book online. It is just one, but there are other ways to promote your book online such as:

1)    You can create a blog. Your blogging site is great for your customers to interact with you and give their opinions.

2)    You can join social news sites. When you join social news sites, you can write articles and leave your book title in your profile, gaining more exposure.

3)    Create online ads for your book. You would need a marketing budget, but you could create a google account and it may be well worth it.

4)    Interact in social media sites, using your signature with book title. If you develop friendships and begin to post frequently, your signature should have a link to where they can find your work.

If you are looking for great ways to market your book online, you should make sure that you know your target audience. You should be clear about who they are and how you can reach them to make you sale. Having a message that will get across to them, about what and why you have written your book is often essential.

If you looking to create a web presence for your book; you must use various social media sites. Social media websites are a great brand building resource for your book. These sites are immensely popular and have hundreds of new members every day.

They are known to have at least 60 million new users this year alone and this year isn’t on its second quarter yet. Those who have access to the social media websites for business, have opened shop literally worldwide.

Promoting your book via social media sites, cuts costs, as these sites are free. The multiple benefits that social media sites provide for you to promote your book, is literally immeasurable.

Virtually yours,
Linda Belan
Your Outsource Solutions, LLC

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  • en: better get moving or I'll miss the train to Longborough 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: @shaannyn Are you coming to HP or not? 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: I've never managed to master the art of peeling oranges. Does anyone else struggle, or am i missing something? 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: anyone in belfast get courier deliveries today. DHL or UPS etc. I'm wondering if they are closed today like royal mail. 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: WC or not WC?boh 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: Nnn... To go back to sleep or not... That is the question 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: Succor - from the Latin for "to go beneath" - is help or relief 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: New blog post: MANAGEMENT OR LEADERSHIP http://tommybitner.com/TCB/?p=269 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: Or maybe I should stay..? 07/14/09 11:11am
  • : Would you choose to ignore it or would your beauty you reclaim? 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: The patch 1.5 that will "make or break"(TM) assassins is being applied to live servers. Hold your breath as we dive into the pvp madness. 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: #137 Rolf Dobelli, 5 stars: Market Rebels: How Activists Make or Break Radical Innovations by Hayagreeva Rao... http://planetbook.org/13291 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: Are you a new or expectant mom? Check out these free baby offers @babiesonline http://tinyurl.com/llteso 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: Is it better to exercise in the morning or at night. Thinking about becoming a morning person but 5.30am just seems that fraction too early! 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: bbl...signin out but stayin up!! u can fuk wid tha DMs or txts......im outie T-zone 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: What the hell good is time in a bottle? Sounds about as useful as a ship in a bottle or raisins in baked goods. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @doodledawne Do you think peas...or lentils?X 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: #badlook when ur son or daughter got more $ than u 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @FauzanArief well actually i dunno if im going or not but i hope i will :( the matter is M_O_N_E_Y hahaha 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: i sit here tonight in doubt whether or not i will ever be satisfied with what i have done with my life 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: BlackBerry Gets a Social Network: But Will You Use It?: If you’re the owner of a BlackBerry or an iPhone, .. http://tinyurl.com/mxapuq 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @Mumsontop maybe 30% discount off a non-toxic untreated macrocarpa sandbox or garden box 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Shall i go via Whitby or Helmsley? 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Debating with self whether or not to spend some time tonight reading. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @Dizzygrl28 the coast or something, it's always way more fun without the Peens bitching the whole time! Ha ha ha! 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @DJMARYMAC yea like the 11, or 12th of sept..something kkrrrrrraaazzzzyyyyy 5star style...so we need to talk soon big bruh 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @RnB_ApriL cut it out! i been hittin u up on here 4 mad long, u aint even followin ya boy or nuttin i see how we do now 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: #loveis....that feelin at the bottom of ur stomach when ever u hear this persons name or see there face.... 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @FroThS cause even when you THINK you gotta good man, he goes and cheats, or lies, or hits you...it's always something 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Awesome staff party at z's. Thx everyone, no one died or puked good on ya. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: we finally launched or album -->Brothers mix 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Am I a mean ass if truth be told I love to get into my BFs ass from time to time when I am feeling grumpy or when my friend comes to visit?? 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: GURL BYE! Boom and fly...or whatva they say!!! 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: I think we have 2 condition ourselves 2 be happy. Peace of mind isn't nearly as accessible as self-doubt or disappointment. It's a process. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @xharlequingirlx the link is 2 the prologue so you'd have 2get the other chapters..or I'll link them xD but YAYY!! more porn stalker ppl xD 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: RT @chrisbosh: FOLLOW @CHRISBOSH OR RETWEET IT AGAIN! FOLLOW NOW fOLlOWw!! LETS GO! 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: I want the Alice In Chains t-shirt that Vanessa has clearly stolen from Mark in Juno. It has custard and/or cheesecake paint all over it. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @eccentrici Ah, the wonder of corsets! (I have two!) Except when you need to breathe, or bend over, or go to the loo! 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @Shannon_Kai OMG. Really? This isn't an exaggeration? Or some joke? You really park this badly? For real? 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @hdougherty Or we could put it in CMYK values? “Roses are 100M 100Y, Violets are 100C 75M, all my proofs belongs to you.” 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @Ranieka I font want no niggas... I care less for them unless they giving me tickets to a concert or sonethin.. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Are you a new or expectant mom? Check out these free baby offers @babiesonline http://tinyurl.com/mvvn7n 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Excited for tonight. Really this time. It'd better happen, or I'll be punshing myself running... like yesterday, except that was cleaning. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Dont's of Tattoo:Don't take pain killers like aspirin, ibuprofen, and anesthetics, which may cause increased bleeding or other problems. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @JustinLMartin Also do not call the fire department when your house is burning or if someone broke into your house! 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Convinced that every country in world has people who need Jesus no matter how disciplined or structured. Christ is essential for all. Vital. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: RT @chrisbosh KEEP IT UP YALL! WE HITTIN HARD TELL EVERYONE TO FOLLOW @CHRISBOSH OR RETWEET IT AGAIN! ILL SHOUTOUT EACH PERSON NOW! LETS GO! 07/14/09 06:59am
  • : - Who sacr.. http://tinyurl.com/mgum96 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @mousebudden either beat his ass (pause) or drop the atomic bomb on him... please shut all these dudes up. i know u can joe... 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @wtfchad ahh omg bum. wyr suck sids pits and drink thhe sweat every 2 minutes or have the jickups really bad forever and be bald (and u ... 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Show 'N' Tell Entertainment is now recruiting for heterosexual Male Dancers. If you are interested or know any straight men who are interest 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: http://twitpic.com/ab365 - taylor lautner does not look 15 or 16 whatever his age is in this pic. im like WOOOWWWW 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: I may or may not be at a rave. Cuddle puddles, seizure inducing light shows etc http://twitpic.com/ab363 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: No upload for an hour or so. what is going on tweet?? <http://professorbatra.com> 07/14/09 06:59am
  • no: #taylorgang or get a train ran on ya by body-builders! 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @nikazwaa @wajakemek hehe. You guys will be there the whole day or what? 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: A more or less good morning to all... the #Iranelection struggle is still ongoing, as @madyar via @menow @GelbeLibelle rightly remind us! 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @JonathanRKnight sweet head ;) you have lots of tweets with underlying sexual connotations,n u say ur insecure or u talk allota tweet poop! 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: RT @smotheredwaffle :If you had a choice would you rather go to hogwarts or the jedi academy? 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Dunno about her hairdo or skirt-suits, but I do like the cut of Sotomayor's jib. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: says To quit or not to quit? That is the question. http://plurk.com/p/19koov 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @donellaMae Am I right or Am I right...hahaha. I know how much you hate that. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Interesting...thats what life is at the moment..and ive not decided if thats good or bad yet 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Got out early for work but still up late. Gots to pick up someone from work. Better give a gas money. Gas, grass, or ass no1 rides 4 free 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @Greenspeak Be careful or he'll ban you from competing for the title at UFC 101. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: If u could change something in the past would u? An event or a moment that could of changed the present or future? 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: *rubbin' my eyes* Is that a talkin' hamburger, or do i got the Dt's again? *gettin' up tah fix anuther Diet Coke an' brandy* 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @sudantha_s install a good twitter client like @spaz @tweetdeck or twitterfox 2 have a good tweeting experience :) 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: I hate how we can say we like someone when we have known them for a small while or know not a whole lot about them.. 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: EXCEEDENILTY ABUNDANTLY A B O V E ALL YOU A S K OR T H I N K CAN SPELL THE WORD NO TIME TO LOOK IT UP 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: @Ealz is this a permanent guitar song No-No? or a temporary need to be treated like a girly-girl? 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: THIS IS THE LIFE OF ME. Take it or leave it. PEACEEEEEE 07/14/09 06:59am
  • en: Does 600 words even count as a short story? Or would it be flash fiction? Shall look up in the REAL morning when I'm actually awake. 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: I DIDNT SAY WHICH ONE OR HER NAME 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: @xolubi na wa o. Which kind island gidi cum be now enh? People no go dey go barbados or ibiza if rain dey fall like dat 4 there now :-) 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: Maybe I could just wear a scarf over my hair. Or a bag. 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: @alexasaurus or walk and tweet, you might just fall in a manhole 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: applecare .. to take or not to take ? 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: its either love, or my sense of time has gone horribly wrong :P 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: @KentAllard are Cotner an Arion supposed to be the same people? Or is Arion supposed to be like Cotner's son? 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: "PLEASE, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM AT ALL, UNLESS YOU ARE ON DRUGS" -- it's coming in a day or so. 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: Asian Audiences Absent from ComScore’s Social Networking Measures; Measurement Bias or Mystery? http://tinyurl.com/ncc6ue 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: @shirkinerd Hold Control and Click, or check system preferences, you can hold two fingers and click for right click. 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: Lovely morning Fair Isle. Warm sunshine & light wind. Probably not last. Look out for some mist and drizzle in the next hour or so! 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: #isitjustme bored or are @infamy247 updates funny lmao . could be both haha . 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: either my people are snoozing or im not receiving any updates! tech prob suck! 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: cosign&tangent RT @leatherette: I want to date a guy that doesn't have a twitter, fb, myspace or any other type of social networking connect 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: @mykisslife... I was hoping the updated site would have new album info or artwork, ya know? 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: @thcasper dont call me babe i hate it. theres no one else i want over apart from clare or leila? call leilas work? ahahaaa 07/14/09 06:58am
  • : #sulit 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: So why the fuck my parents ordered pizza for them earlier and ain't get me or @KrackDiesel SHIT! So now I'm at the crib starvin like marvin 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: Well either that or they think Youre getting some @aubcat 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: @KevJumba do you think the constant coverage of Michela Jacson is too much and we should let him rest in peace? or what are your views? 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: #loveis wonderful when its real. unbearable when its fake or 1sided. 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: RT @chrisboshKEEP IT UP YALL! WE HITTIN HARD TELL EVERYONE TO FOLLOW @CHRISBOSH OR RETWEET IT AGAIN! ILL SHOUTOUT EACH PERSON NOW! LETS GO! 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: @kelz017 Depends on if you liked it or not... 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: @jangoo well what about cfhcwebs.net or .net.au?? 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: My jailbroken ipod touch 2g(2.2.1) no longer syncs or works wit itunes(8.0, 8.2). When it is pluged, the computer(windows7) installs it ... 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: BORDERLANDS will be out by October from what I understood when last I spoke to Randy, I think he's the President of Gearbox OR 2K @PS3zoneUk 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: @monniebon Ummm..... whos TOM MINEHART? David's cuzn or somthing? 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: "To be or not to be." That's not really a question. It's more like an ultimatum. 07/14/09 06:58am
  • en: Please keep Kim Jong Il in your prayers. Just kidding. Or am I? AM I?!?! 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: @GamerGyrl Your uber geekness makes me wonder why you don't play WoW or something too. Going to play SWTOR? 07/14/09 06:54am
  • es: @darknaruto2007 tama yan , use Single, Currency, or Double 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: can't make heads or tails of it... 07/14/09 06:54am
  • eo: Ketika kesempatan itu hilang, don't blame anyone or even yourself. Coba trima dengan lapang dada dan melangkah maju lagi. 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: Notice: If you're a *real* person shoot me an @reply sometime (not now, I'm ready for bed) & say "boo" or whatever. Just lemme know UR r 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: @reaper727 u have to drink only when u are 21 ! here XD it doesnt matter if u are 15 14 13 or whatever u can drink! xD 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: @jeniifrog or Godzilla statues... Ooh when she feels like biting! Natalies going to bite me!! Oh no it's a NatAttack!!! 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: "Why do we say or type 'Txt' when we could go to the extra effort and type the 'E' that's missing?" -The Great B-Lyn, My Friend :) 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: So are you going to use to tambourine or triangle tomorrow @lomendez21 to lay down a track?? 07/14/09 06:54am
  • no: @lonelysandwich or, OR! http://tiny.cc/7gcii Abe Froman: Folk Punk Band. Figures. 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: @MuscleNerd does this mean 3.1 or some variant is on the horizon? We're alllllll doooooooooomed! 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: @realphilhendrie Field dressing is what medics do; it's "dressing out" a deer, elk, moose, etc. You "fillet" or "gut" a 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: @jmis not sure if this is new season or not. Lady lost her arm in Iraq and came home to a different life....went missing. 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: @yelyahwilliams hey hayley, you signed my shirt at the concert in Winnipeg! i dont know if you remember me or not though 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: @ammaryasir 10% for each of @inspirex @skdev and me or shared? LOL 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: If you're a WLG company looking to do some R&D or cool projects over summer check out Summer of Code http://is.gd/1y6f1 & hire a student! 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: @joygreenmcgann I am predicting she will get at least 80 votes or more. So don't worry about what the Senators say at the hearings, 07/14/09 06:54am
  • en: @KeithTChan no. life is not fair. the promise of attaining God's presence is probably the only thing that is fair or matters... so they say. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: just woke up and 8 breakfast. im goin to rhodes soon so ill probably be there the next time i update if i find wifi or a cpu 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: The UK and Worldwide release will be the 15th! (tomorrow, or today at midnight!) send your screenshots when you get it!!! its SO good in HQ 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Cultural externalities = RT @gingerandhoney "Make your shit marketable to the US or the Government won't give you any money." 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Just had a Dumbeldorf debate with @rizagonzales on who was a better Dumbeldorf da original from da 1st 2 HP or the NOW dumbeldorf. Thoughts? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: i think this way alot e.g. :100 yrs ago im sitting by myself thinking if only i had light<bulb> access 24/7, or a telphones, heat, a cure 4 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: #FACT: 1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321....IM A MATHEMATICIAN TRAP OR DIE! 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Individual braids or Locs???... hmmm 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @pinkcoffeedog It's a very Cat thing to do or at least something my cat would do. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @IamSpectacular can a chick get a sample damn friday to f'n long i done ringed out bout 4pair or panties due to extreme wetness lwad 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @padrock are you in on this infinite summer thing or are you just reading Infinite Jest for the hell of it? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: LMFAOOOO I CAN'T BREATH OR SEE "YOU LOOK LIKE CHUCK NORRIS""LMAOoooo 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @markroberts does RA look *orange* in the pic with Jamie Oliver, or has my copy of Broadcast just been tangoed? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Damn who wants to come over and gimme a drank! Vodka would be appreciated! Or a Daquiri or Margarita! 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @willtompsett is he actually going on holiday or did you just put him on a random flight? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Keywords Can Make Or Break Your Web Site Page Rank - http://is.gd/1xt2z 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Heavy thunderstorms in our area this morning. Or to say it with my grandmas words: s'hod doa wia narred. #fb 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: RT @Joeyalmazan: My brother loves my twits! Or tweets or whatever the twit you call it 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: ive realized that i love nights with my mom because we either watch action or scary movies,tonight we went shopping in 15 minutes,and i<3her 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @geezi One way or return? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @cchhaann so u prefer being a cockroach or human being..haha..enakan jd human being..bs nikmatin kuliner..*lapar mode ON 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: It's a few minutes to midnight and still hot inside my house. Bad air circulation, or is it really this hot for "summer?" 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @TheFatBoys How many tweets do ya reckon i have 2 send to @DonnieWahlberg or @joeymcintyre b4 i get a reply? U guys did it in less than 10! 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: to put aaron in bed or to leave him in the bathroom. what to do? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: i see you, ONTD drama. and i'm not going to react, comment or venture opinion. hey you guys, i think i'm growing up!? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: 2009: mtv wars or playing with legos? what's he building in there? like i said. pay us to play videogames or pay us to watch us play. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Meet or Beat Prices on Travel with great Vacation Deals - http://cli.gs/7jvtYa 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @smoemeth Oh NO! That's awful. Could you get up a co-op or something? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @Tyrese4ReaL what did Megan do?? Is she next to u???? Or in the movie? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @GamesRUS Obama angers a lot of liberals, and angers a lot of conservatives, but generally leaves moderates either patient or puzzled. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @Liana111 haha way to not know that liana. there's also a uni course called aboriginal studies, or something like that 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Hey Joey, Joe or Joseph what the eff your name is.... Oh man! 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @carlyluvsunited up early or not gone to sleep yet? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @MEGAMAN_Hopefully thats what someone says SOON....... or I might die... ahahhahaha 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: We out here...or as @wale would say it "outchea". either way, just know i gotta plan...and imma see it thru..till tomo <We R The Stars> 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @twitrobo No feed specified, or Unable to read RSS feed 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @OrangePeely Cheers matey. What stand are we in? And do I need to bring food or drink? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @me3boo Change your Browser to Firefox or Safari. I can see blogspot blogs fine on mine. Including yours. Hope this helps. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Is singing the theme to Stingray whilst fitting dentures a sign of insanity or retro creativity? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @jobearsaysRAWRR that's nothing haha. Haven't been eating or sleeping in I don't even know. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @FlyyDrama ooooooowwwww sounds... cuda let me know durin or before hand lmao ;-)... 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @SirFudgeEsq U are like" The Scarlet Pimpernel" !! Here, there & everywhere. But no-one knows when. Or how ?? I'm getting giddy. XXX 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @johncmayer 8.(A) I promise not to steal anything. Or take a number 2 in your bathroom. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: is it just me or is twitter slowly becoming less checked by my peers? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @MGiraudOfficial HAY MATT. DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES OR WAFFLES MORE? I CAN COOK YOU UP A BATCH IF EITHER. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @mgiraudofficial I love how interested you are in your fans. Or maybe you just love all the attention? Either way, it's cute & endearing. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @LLCOOLDAVE lol.. I appreciate it.. I definitely owe you one or two. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Damn near everybody singing or rappin.. Are you one of those? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • : - Helen Keller 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: I have a NAME stuck in my head, how very odd. Its Sacha Baron Cohen or however you spell it. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: This hotel room is soooo hot. I've got ear ache and another day in a room with no windows. No training today or tomorrow either - tsssk! 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: a queef or whatever it`s called? @mikaelamxoxo i literally had to scan cosmo for that. And yeah i am vulgar and you`re not. WORLD BALANCEE 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Blithely unaware about impending Harry Potter 6 until quite recently. I'll have to wait til our move is done or Gin caves in to see it. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @cgriego - Is that due to delay in YUI 3 progress, or just you not getting around to it yet? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Some guy flys me to Napa. Romantic weekend. Met his father. And he rejects my phone call? Mixed signals or what?! 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: everyone is burning, smoking, drinking, or rolling tonight -_- ugh..stupid decisions..oh well, i'm at home! :D 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @FletchMoore or we could do dinner around 5ish? Either or is fine. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: has no clue why i do what i do or did what i did. it just happens. im only human. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: WOAH - DO NOT BE TOO HARD ON PAUL WATSON - HE FIGHTS OUR BATTLES - OR SHALL WE ASK THE JAPS KINDLY TO STOP - THAT THEY WILL NOT EVER. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @mrdmp suck it or u want me to get it? Lol 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @BOMB_AssREDBONE but boys will be boys....cant knock em for that! BUT I wont allow disrespect....in no way shape or form ;) I luv my daddy 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @davidabc If you're looking for a more secondary/corporate style then look at http://is.gd/1y73v or http://is.gd/1y7ah or http://is.gd/1y7aA 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: I will be nice to others who I don't know well but not too polite or too much nice. That's the way how everybody is happy. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: #isitjustme or did you swallow a spare tire or 2? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Morning ppl:D Today my fam is coming home late! So I don't have to have dinner with them or talk to themXD 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @ShaeFreeman. Ok ur rite, can u imagine someone not wanting 2 keep his grave or any othr ppls respectd, History rite there and nthg 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Lost my usb cord for my iPod. So sad. Can't sync any songs or charge it now. Boooooo. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: RT @polowill Chuck Norris doesnt pee or shyt ..nothing wants to leave chuck norris 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @rudygay22 tweet people, watch a movie, watch a tv show, or go to sleep 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @paulBLG or your quoting a random song, which in that case I feel like a retard. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Then they always do a part 2 and some of the contestants go on Charm School or I Love Money... 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Think I need to replace my batteries, or sparkplugs or something this morning (yawn) 07/14/09 06:53am
  • : Which means either the future is now, or they decided that they were wrong. 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: Photo: Is it me, or does it seem like Donna from San Diego is employing some sort of Banana Machine Gun? 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: #loveis great music i can be pretend im the drummer too lmao, or i can dance, or sing along with! example King of Leon: sex on fire 07/14/09 06:53am
  • en: @marinasacra is he? I HATE sports hahaha i'd rather eat a pizza or a G 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @bcuban If the Mavs ever get @TheRealTWill or @cisco32 or Earl Clark (Louisville guys) I might move to Dallas and get season tickets @mcuban 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Question:What is the process for taking a proposal to your senior pastor or elders for "upgrades"? #gurusoftech http://twubs.com/gurusoftech 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Join me LIVE on my Upon This Rock I Will Build My Church -Part 3 show on #BlogTalkRadio at http://tobtr.com/s/604751 or call (347) 308-8524 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: When my parents came from Mexico, why couldn't they choose to live in sunny LA or freaking Flagstaff at least! Hot damn Phoenix! Beach! 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @queenofkong whatcha filming??or isit still a surprise?? 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Idk is it just me or a lot more niggas is walking and a lot more females driving damn lol 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Where could i find a cheaper handheld little vacuum, walmart or target? 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Now going to listen to the Archers. Hope we are past the fete, and are soon to hear Mike dumping Vicki...or not... 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: or did he ever have a man card...........doubt it! 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @jillianwv found any paw or hoof prints? might narrow it down! that thing comes and looks through window you'll shit all over yourself! 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Just Update Eh Your a Canuck Blog Farmer's Almanac Or Meteorologists Opinion Wanted? http://tinyurl.com/kj3hz4 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Change my locks or a reason I think I will call Bay ova... 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @sgtduty oh jesus just got thrown, CT? why do I feel like I'm out of the loop...or about to become an idiot? 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @MistaBreezy idk bro....i got skoo from8-3:30 n then its watever...i wanna eat at the olive garden n then get turnt up or something u kno? 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Oh and Sarah Palin's almost son-in-law needs to SHUTUP already and quite acting like he's the expert on her or the Palin family! 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Hey @kassemg Who do you think is hotter, Phil or Shay? (#KassemG live > http://ustre.am/3TTc) 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: RT @quasonachantel: @victoriablacc um, is ice the name of a new vodka or rum? lmao (lmfaooo nah frozen water) 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @donhumphrey3 did you, or did you not say all week "don't be a tattle tale!". hahahahaha! 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: RT @mixgrindhnic: YO LADIES ive A QUESTION??? wld U B w/ A GUY WHOLIVES THE FAST LIFE OR A GUY WHO WORKS A 9 2 5??? UR ANSWER & y B HONEST 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @jcruz It fits in with the whole image of the brand. They didn't call it the "Peacemaker" or some shit like that for a reason. 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @Kelly4Congress Thanks. I got married on a rainy day in Phoenix in 1986; been back many times. Will look you up next trip. Or maybe… 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @kassemg Where are you at? its like some office or something? 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/mwcbum - You don't have to worry about getting fired or laid off 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: They could unify thru context of network, or thru underlying issue. RT @ebensen65: Slack #sdi09 ... How do they unify? 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: I am 64% right brained. Does this mean I should get a Mac or something? 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Thanks @tracybrinkman - Mojito or Caipirinha? 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @RedHeadDreams Or a board game. Monopoly? 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @Emazng Bout to head over to @christycreme's page...she is always good for a good *DING* or 2 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @iheartinterpol there's no amount that can be 2 much...especially 4 movies..it's basically our livez...or is it just mines?...hmmm {wonders} 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: My mother just bought me a replacement fox. I now has a Franklin. I haven't decided if I like him yet or not. #jaded #Imissmyfrancislikewoah 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: is it just me or does all John Mayer do is update his twitter? 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @sween Would the game be called "Front Lions" or "Behind Enemy Lions"? 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @AARONCARTER7 Can i get a lil love over here? I only go on twitter bec of you :) lol (like thats not creepy or anything).. Im a HUGE Fan #AC 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: RT @peacePEACEout: all about choices: be a republican or let Mike Tyson shave your nuts? hmmm. (almost fell of the stair stepper I lol) 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @dannybrown - he and I had separate a conversation. Whether or not he's a fan is up to him. I shared my opinion, but got no apology. 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: we're so close to something better left unknown...after all of this is gone, who u rather be the beatles or the rolling stones.@MetricBand 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: To sneak in 30 minutes of writing time at hastings or wait 'til tomorrow... hmmm 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: As of now- You are not just all I want, or just all I need- but You are all I have... 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Why do we watch movies again and again and still get scared or hope that it ends good? It's not gonna just change! :P 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Thank goodness; it was getting lonely here with no comments...next time DS 'runs' away, get some guilt-free comp or spin time... 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Watching the rest of the Home Run Derby, then laying down and watching Hitman OR The Transporter. Sweet life. 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: RT @alapoet: "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." ~ Oscar Wilde 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: If I made you cum while eating eat, wud u let me stick it in after, or say "nigga un uh im done" lol 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: hey im new to twitter someone help me out or..or a cute girl hit me up 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @kassemg do u real like the sanyo xacti or is it jus 4 money 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: wow that was a very long shower considering i didn't wash my hair or shave my legs or anything like that 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: I just finished 2nd or 3rd (not sure which) in my first ever bike race (at PIR). Sweet! 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Are you suffering from generation ADD or entitlement disorder? Get @ryankohnen's Young Professional's Guide to Success http://is.gd/1xQ1p 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Hey #jjacques This gonna be a wallpaper or an actual strip? (jjacques live > http://ustre.am/ZzE) 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Topics trend here because A) People keep asking why they're trending or B) Slutty whore bitches say them after linking you to their porn. 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: AND I AIN'T NEVA TRIED the shit or IMAGINE HOW THAT WHITE FEEL...THAT DNT MEAN NOTHIN THO LIGHT BILL PHONE BILL PLUS MY GRANNY NERVE PILLS 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @Nevjayvee hdtv or no 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: who da best Beyonce? Ciara? or Keri Hilson????????// 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Time to hit the hay look forward to the Baseball all Stat game hope the Royals Greinke gets an inning or two. 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @BRITTFELICIA23 chillnnn..thinkn if i wanna make me a burger or not..wat u up 2 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: All for Jesus or all for nothing! 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Back from outing and with ingredients. Not that I'm influenced by tv or anything, but there may be pie on the table tonight. 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @jehmz Well, I know that @daniellelecomte will be switching back to mornings in a month or two. 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: I can only send to all now on the Blackberry..sorry my tweets..Back to normal in a day or so 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: Join me LIVE on my Marvelous Mondays with DeeJay, Harry & Phil show on #BlogTalkRadio at http://tobtr.com/s/569520 or call (347) 324-3604 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: @cassieventura all the time, im still deciding chicken or beef oodles and noodles to eat 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: some people just suck!!!! "The only person a person can count on is him or her self", who ever said that...so true-so true! 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: I'm now bored with the Home Run Derby, if you are too (or if not) check the blog, http://www.620wtmj.com/sports/wisportswknd/50682932.html 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: 10 more days until the Kyrgyz elections...will the country fizzle into oblivion or implode...wish there was a third option. 07/14/09 02:29am
  • en: "“Then you better start swimmin’ Or you’ll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin’.” - Bob..." htt 07/14/09 02:28am
  • en: @mommytish Are you Miley Cyrus's real mom or step mom 07/14/09 02:28am
  • en: @lorainevain i know!! its so sad, our economy sucks..are you looking for part time too or full time? 07/14/09 02:28am
  • en: No, really, take your time. It's not like I didn't put in an extra hour today or have somewhere much better to be right now. 07/14/09 02:28am
  • en: RT @kirkfranklin: l challenge you to make time for God this week. not because you're hurting or need something.. but just because. send ... 07/14/09 02:28am
  • en: @theopolis99 Don't even know what was that all about, but sorry to hear he's in trouble, will the account be cancelled or should i just ... 07/14/09 02:28am
  • en: Should I stay late tonite or leave early? Help me decide 07/14/09 02:28am
  • en: @worththewhisk Don't. Just peel and dunk in sugar or honey. Eat. 07/14/09 02:28am
  • en: For those wondering about 'verified or not verified accounts' http://twitter.com/help/verified 07/14/09 02:28am
  • en: @TVMG S0ME0NE's excited. 0R happy. or you know.. just.. awesome :$ 07/14/09 02:28am